four person walking while carrying drums

Burning Man

(Unpacking) Ash: Thanks for letting me tag along to Burning Man with you, Maya. HUBCAP: Shh! Do you want to get kicked out of the Orgydome?? My Burning Man name is Hubcap. TURDFEATHER: Yeah, not to mention that itā€™s bad luck to speak without rolling around in the dirt firs (A pause. Ash slowly lays…

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man with messenger bag looking towards the sea

Unhinged

(Patio. Maya walks up with some Trulys) MAYA: They were out of Nyquil, but I brought your other favorite flavor: Cotton Candy!(Maya opens a can and gives one to Oliver) OLIVER: Thanks. Sorry thereā€™s no coasters, I needed to make some money fast. MAYA: I thought you got paid yesterday! Youā€™re usually so good with…

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dining table and chairs set

Same as the Old FiancƩ

(Wedding reception, the Awkward table) JAYNA: Oliver. Itā€™s good toā€¦ well, you lookā€¦ how have you been? Weird that they sat us together. OLIVER: Jayna! Right? Like, who told them thatā€™d be a good idea?? ā€¦ unlessā€¦??? JAYNA: Oliver, I want you to meet my fiancĆ©, Squoliver. SQUOLIVER:(Slight German accent)Will you bring us some more…

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