squoliver
Burning Man
CAST Ash – 20s Hubcap – 30s Turdfeather – 60s Diego – 30s (Unpacking) Ash: Thanks for letting me tag along to Burning Man with you, Maya. HUBCAP: Shh! Do you want
Unhinged
(Patio. Maya walks up with some Trulys) MAYA: They were out of Nyquil, but I brought your other favorite flavor: Cotton Candy!(Maya opens a can and gives one to Oliver) OLIVER: Thanks. Sorry there’s no coasters, I needed to make some money fast. MAYA: I thought you got paid yesterday! You’re usually so good with…
Same as the Old Fiancé
(Wedding reception, the Awkward table) JAYNA: Oliver. It’s good to… well, you look… how have you been? Weird that they sat us together. OLIVER: Jayna! Right? Like, who told them that’d be a good idea?? … unless…??? JAYNA: Oliver, I want you to meet my fiancé, Squoliver. SQUOLIVER:(Slight German accent)Will you bring us some more…

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.