squoliver

Burning Man
(Unpacking) Ash: Thanks for letting me tag along to Burning Man with you, Maya. HUBCAP: Shh! Do you want to get kicked out of the Orgydome?? My Burning Man name is Hubcap. TURDFEATHER: Yeah, not to mention that itās bad luck to speak without rolling around in the dirt firs (A pause. Ash slowly lays…

Unhinged
(Patio. Maya walks up with some Trulys) MAYA: They were out of Nyquil, but I brought your other favorite flavor: Cotton Candy!(Maya opens a can and gives one to Oliver) OLIVER: Thanks. Sorry thereās no coasters, I needed to make some money fast. MAYA: I thought you got paid yesterday! Youāre usually so good with…

Same as the Old FiancƩ
(Wedding reception, the Awkward table) JAYNA: Oliver. Itās good toā¦ well, you lookā¦ how have you been? Weird that they sat us together. OLIVER: Jayna! Right? Like, who told them thatād be a good idea?? ā¦ unlessā¦??? JAYNA: Oliver, I want you to meet my fiancĆ©, Squoliver. SQUOLIVER:(Slight German accent)Will you bring us some more…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.