Beach Haikus

topless man in blue brief standing on black textile

Big muscles are weird
A lot of Test. is flowing
We loved watching Zach
– Ben

Tall and beaming smile
When starving is a virtue
Please, never again
– Joy Anthony

Testosterone, yes
all oiled up and spray tan
egos, not in check
– Enzo

will you ever hatch?
your lats look like shoulders, man.
man escaping man
– Kaylee

Wet rice every night
Let the muscles shine and pop
Skinny boi legend
– Freddy

Zack DID REALLY WELL
ARE STEROIDS EVEN ALLOWED
GREAT WORK, CHAMPION
–RgB

Body builders strut
Flexing hard workouts for years
Just kiss already!
– Carlos

Can I oil you up?
I bet you have iron balls
#nohomo
– 🙂

Maurading Masc Men
Golden glutes, Silver Hair
Why did I do this?
– Ollie W$

I am so handsome
I am strong, chisled, and scared
Who will win the comp?
– Sydney

Call me Hercules
Twelve Tasks? Try Twelve Calories
Pain is masculine
– Lucas S. Dalton