Hypotheticals
Endings, Evaluated
Hanging/Suffocation Pros: Few materials necessary Cons: Requires expert knot-tying skills and are hard to test Gunshot Pros: Quick, easy Cons: Messy, if it goes wrong, your life will be really terrible, requires gun Carbon Monoxide Pros: Can park anywhere, be found by anyone Cons: If it goes wrong, you could have permanent brain damage Cutting…
It’s the common things you hit
Mark, after two years stranded alone on Mars, never quite got used to Amazon Prime.
He was braver than you knew
Reporters asked Mark what it was like be unsure if he would ever return. He would answer, “Same shit different planet.” Mark flew Delta.
The Blight also colonized the galaxy
I’ve decided I will try to forget that Interstellar never solved the problem with the Blight. Maybe they had a rigorous quarantine.
Oh, I forgot this was magick!
And after many cases of bad luck followed by feats of remarkable ingenuity, Mark remembered he knew magick and just flew back to Earth.
Pseudoscience
I wish there was a story in which all pseudoscience was true. Any interest out there?
Why the Goldilocks Zone is unoccupied
There were once three bears: a momma bear, a grandpa bear, and a second cousin once removed bear…. I’m bad at telling stories.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.