Puntitled (Novel excerpts)
Signs she’s still not over him
She hasn’t even thought about him, in, like, weeks. She looked excitedly at her phone twelve times that day, only to be disappointed. He hadn’t updated anything
Waiting until the Swedish committee calls
You guys have no idea how awesome my novel is turning out. It’s going to blow everybody’s socks off! I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets me a Nobel Prize, or all of them, really.
Until the end of all postscripts
Kyle, Savvy, and Well will return in “Puntitled 2: Puntitled Also” and its sister novel, “Baby’s First Thermonuclear Weapon: An Erotic Puntitleverse Pop-Up Book.” The sequels to this work are mutually exclusive and should not both be read.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.