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- “Where were you in class today, bro? I almost signed you in.”
- “Sucks about getting hit in the nuts, bro. And your socks don’t match, either.”
- “Bro, that chick two bars ago was totally checking you out.”
- “Sorry your house burned down while I was house sitting, bro. I only barely managed to get back those movies you’d borrowed.”
- “Oh, crap, there’s a checkpoint up ahead. I have an eight-ball under the seat. Just don’t panic, bro.”
- “Bro, switch seats with me, they’re pulling us over and my license is expired. I totally shouldn’t have been DD.”
- Me: “This is my girlfriend.” Bro: “Oh, is this that girl you went home with Saturday?” Me: “… no…”
- Me: “This is my girlfriend.” Bro: “Oh, Sally, I’ve heard so much about you.” Me:”…this is Megan…”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.