alcohol
The Unhelpful Bro
“Where were you in class today, bro? I almost signed you in.” “Sucks about getting hit in the nuts, bro. And your socks don’t match, either.” “Bro, that chick two
AA
The drink never helped solve Eli’s problems, it only made him more aware of them: It made him realize he was becoming an alcoholic.
Barfly
Ed ordered a PBR and sat at the bar being judgmental. The bartender left to check on the other patrons. Ed wondered why nobody liked him.
Why sunlight is the best disinfectant
For John, the party didn’t start until the sun rose and didn’t end until dusk. You can see why John was miserable after the vampire bit him.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.