puntitleverse
Ch. 2
Ch. 2 Many years later, Rex recalled his miraculous escape from the top of Certain Death Mountain. Oh, how cruel fate was..
Ch. 1
Rex Quartz hung perilously from a cliff. Evil Don Dire laughed. Rex gritted his teeth and let go. The TNT exploded–
Never doubt our copyediting again, dork(
He whispered sweat nothings into her ear. This infuriated her: ‘sweat nothings’ were so much more disgusting than ‘sweet nothings.’
Dead Man’s Hand
Bill sat with his back to the door. He looked at his cards: aces and eights, the Dead Man’s Hand. Bill gulped. “Go Fish,” he said.
Try to be alone, not lonely
It wasn’t that he wanted to be alone, it was just that the more people that were around him, the lonelier he felt.
Xolnax the Destroyer
Xolnax the Destroyer was very Zynnxd with Qzzznq and so he Swwwshkd its Swk so hard! Xolnax was a GIANT!! #alienstories
Dollar PBR Day
Ed told Arj: “With $200 I could buy 198 PBRs on Dollar PBR day.” “Couldn’t you buy 200?” “Not without leaving a tip, you cheap bastard.”
Method acting
He was faking it. he hoped to fake it until he made it. But he never made it… As an actor.
Who wants to be a parent?
“I’m pregnant it’s not yours, and you have terminal Herpes,” she said upon answering the phone. He gasped: She was the worst lifeline ever!
Their bromance was a broller coaster.
Their bromance was a broller coaster. It’s no wonder he ended up with a broken heart.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.