jayna
Not Even Hiding It
CAST (At a coffeeshop. Jayna removes her sunglasses and scarf. Maya is annoyed.) JAYNA: I know what you’re thinking, Maya. But it’s not what it looks like. MAYA: It LOOKS like you’re cheating on Oliver, Jayna. A lot. My boyfriend says he’s seen you on Onlyfans, Grindr, Scruff, Feeld, Farmer’s Only, and the free section…
Unhinged
(Patio. Maya walks up with some Trulys) MAYA: They were out of Nyquil, but I brought your other favorite flavor: Cotton Candy!(Maya opens a can and gives one to Oliver) OLIVER: Thanks. Sorry there’s no coasters, I needed to make some money fast. MAYA: I thought you got paid yesterday! You’re usually so good with…
Same as the Old Fiancé
(Wedding reception, the Awkward table) JAYNA: Oliver. It’s good to… well, you look… how have you been? Weird that they sat us together. OLIVER: Jayna! Right? Like, who told them that’d be a good idea?? … unless…??? JAYNA: Oliver, I want you to meet my fiancé, Squoliver. SQUOLIVER:(Slight German accent)Will you bring us some more…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.