Coworker: I made my girlfriend a CD for Christmas about all the memories of the year.
Pixel: *chortle*
Coworker: Hey, at least I have someone. Do you have a girl to come home to every night?
Pixel: No, but at least I don’t define myself by whether or not I’m in a relationship.
Constraints Beget Creativity
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.