relationships
Unhinged
(Patio. Maya walks up with some Trulys) MAYA: They were out of Nyquil, but I brought your other favorite flavor: Cotton Candy!(Maya opens a can and gives one to Oliver) OLIVER: Thanks. Sorry there’s no coasters, I needed to make some money fast. MAYA: I thought you got paid yesterday! You’re usually so good with…
The Compromise
(Int. Kitchen) MAYA: So… I think I’m craving Thai food again. DIEGO: I don’t know about that. I love Thai food, but you remember what happened last time, Maya. MAYA: Diego, I appreciate and acknowledge your worries. But we’ve been to therapy.. I think we’re ready. DIEGO: You know, I spent a whole year studying…
Carpe exanimationes incidamus
The day is ready for me to take, But I must rest for my heartache, And a while to go before I wake. And a while to go before I wake.
It’s still a job, you know?
Brick Man sat in bed as Wolf-Man made excuses as to why his jaw hurt too much to do anything tonight.
The Gift of the Magi II
Jim sold his watch to buy Della a comb, she’d sold her hair to buy him a watch chain. “Wait,” she said. “What did you do with the rest of the money?” Jim confessed that he had spent the rest of the money on hookers and blow: “…You might want to get tested.”
He was not a real father
Huck’s father had built him as a robot who thought he was a real boy. So while Huck had faked his death, it was father who’d faked his life.
Mummy didn’t want to be mommy
The pharaoh’s wife was mummified with he fingers crossed. Hers was the longest con.
Nice Enough
She called him a nice guy and he got indignant and annoyed. She smiled to herself. A guy who wasn’t nice would have let her continue.
Take a message… take the hint.
The world was ending and he called his mother to say goodbye. She put him on hold to change her long distance provider.
Happy wife, happy life, zappy knife
Xolnax the Destroyer didn’t want to conquer Earth, but his wife wanted it and the 1000th anniversary WAS the Unobtanium Anniversary.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.