- cut self on daisy
- thimble on too tight
- jabbed eye with monocle
- underwear chafe
- reached too hard for the mayonnaise jar
- slipped in the tub
- hernia while on toilet
- tripped on a tulip
- knelt on a barbie doll
- poked head with bobby pin
- bouncy castle collapse
- drowned in the ball pit
- too much darn lace
- improperly tied shoelaces
- cried too hard
Least manly ways of getting injured
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.