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- skinny dipping with hammerhead sharks
- fighting a grizzly bear
- marathon lovemaking
- climbing mount everest
- Mixed Martial Arts
- Volunteer for someone shooting an apple off my head
- weight lifting
- war
- crime fighting
- prison shanking
- seppuku sword too dull
- motorcycle accident
- fighting a forest fire
- lion taming accident
- twelve-hour erection
- saving small children from a collapsing building
- jumping in front of a bullet to save a loved one
- poisoned by the Iron Chef
- hiccup while sword swallowing
- botched self-immolation
- firework in the face
- too much flexing
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.