October 2010
This story’s about robots and ninjas
Story Idea About one million years from now, a race of robots exists on a planet. The story begins shortly after a virus has deleted much of the memory of the
pixel:by the numbers
Age: 25. Money in Bank Account: $861.25. Amount in debt: >$7,000. Amount others owe me: >$1000. Yearly Income: $23,000-26,000. Rent: $700. Amount accumulating interest: $240. Books in personal library: 125. Books stolen from library counted in my library books: 58. Alcohol in my house: >$400. Height in centimeters: 178. Weight in kilograms: 82. BMI: 25.5. …
Some Improper Ways to Divide Medicine
Rather than the current specialty system, where people train on certain types of ailments, often localized to age range and body part, I can think of many other ways to subdivide medicine. Here are the worst: Alphabetically: “Oh, I can give you the Measles and Mumps shot, but I’m not really competent to mess with…
I’ll probably call it… Dr. Jamelico
1 oz Jameson’s Irish Whiskey 1 oz Frangelico 6 oz Dr. Pepper Mix cold and serve.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.