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Two roads diverged
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. They had irreconcilable differences of opinion.
Straw Man
Straw Man, the hero with the proportional powers of straw, was barely surprised to see the news blaming him for Hodor’s fate.
Reverse Cyrano at work
Reverse Cyrano went to the restaurant and sat behind his friend on a first date. “Say something about her ankles,” he advised.
Oh, I forgot this was magick!
And after many cases of bad luck followed by feats of remarkable ingenuity, Mark remembered he knew magick and just flew back to Earth.
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably,
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably, physically impossibly, Mark was stranded on Jupiter now. “How does that even make sense?” He asked.
Memento Mori
Given his terrible memory, Dex would try to tattoo important information onto his body… but always freak out and run away instead.
Plotz’ Google waves
Plotz’ Google waves had not stopped Google buzzing his Google phone.1 ‘Google’ was a very common swear word in those days. [↩]
You can’t regift a person twice
Jack’s twin, Phil, traveled through time. For X-Mas, he brought everyone else back their clones. But he didn’t get him Jack.
The epistemologist knew
The epistemologist knew his view of knowledge was false, but he didn’t know HOW he knew. #vss
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.