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Of Course!
The pharmacist says, “what is this, Magical Realism?” The pharmacist was you all along. You are humanity.
Today, same as yesterday, or tomorrow
Every day Eli asked himself, “Have I become predictable?” He still didn’t have an answer.
Did Dex have a memory problem?
Dex had a memory problem, which meant that he would sometimes start a sentence, but before he could finish it, Dex had a memory problem.
It’s the common things you hit
Mark, after two years stranded alone on Mars, never quite got used to Amazon Prime.
He was braver than you knew
Reporters asked Mark what it was like be unsure if he would ever return. He would answer, “Same shit different planet.” Mark flew Delta.
Another Worst Case Scenario
After faithless electors brought Trump’s total to 269, the House chose Clinton in a slim plurality, and the Supreme Court tied 4-4 on appeal.
An Even Worse Choice
An early release of Wikileaks emails & Trump tapes pits Cruz vs. Sanders in an alternate election. Cruz picks the Night Stalker as VP.
Wild Bill Hickok
Wild Bill Hickok always sat with his back to the wall so nobody could surprise him. This worked well until he angered the Kool-Aid man. #Vss
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.