Zaria gave John

Zaria gave John her phone number, but he explained that he was too old for her. He told her how the vampire had bitten him while he was preparing his suicide cocktail. “It distracted me, so I got the ratios all wrong and ended up being immortal.”

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the cat in the hat book


Terry wore a mask, which surprised everybody who knew him. “Oh, it’s not for Coronavirus,” he explained to the people stuck next to him at the bus stop. “It’s so the Chinese can’t use 5G to read my thoughts through my fillings.”

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