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Magic Mushrooms

CAST (Turdfeather, Hubcap, and Alex are at Burning Man. Alex has just biked back, wet, dirty, grimy, and excited.) ALEX: You guys! You guys!! I found some magic mushrooms (Alex hands the mushrooms out to the other two camp members.) TURDFEATHER: You didnā€™t get these from the Frat camp, right? On a scale of one…

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Temptation Toilet II

CAST (Alex Enters. All other characters are milling around.) ALEX: Hey everybody, Iā€™m Alex. I just got added to the show. MIEKE: (Spits) Mieke. In home country, hello is sign of disrespect. Spitting more polite.(To the audience)Spitting also sign of disrespect. But less so. JOEY: Joey, nice to meet you.(Joey walks up to the audience.)Nice…

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