I can’t believe they gave me a ticket. I paid the meter! I paid one of the meters, anyway. And why should I pay for a second one? I only parked one car!
Do you know who gives those tickets? You should spit in their coffee if they ever come here. Like I’m not going to double park?? That car is worth more than the next two cars put together. I grew up in the suburbs. I don’t know how to parallel park.
God, the world is just so unfair, you know? First, my boyfriend looked through my phone, which you know he shouldn’t do. I mean, don’t look if you don’t want to find anything!
Listen. I’m a good person. You know I’m a good person. Well, you don’t know. You probably think I don’t tip. But I tipped when I topped off this $100 gift card and I don’t want to be taxed twice.
So now my boyfriend is going to be mad at me TWICE. Because of the Onlyfans, of course, and also because his car got a ticket.
Maybe three times. He was supposed to be driving his mom to dialysis right now. So maybe he shouldn’t have confronted me if he didn’t want me to act out!
… Oh, god, I just hope he doesn’t stay mad about this. He’s so, so nice and barely ever home. And his parents are so rich.
Ugh! I shouldn’t be dealing with these things! I’m so nice! I even asked you about your day, and I don’t even care about you!
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.