Prose
What Lola wants, Lola sometimes gets
When Pixel’s friend Bre was burglarized, his office-mate Lola helped him organize raising money from Bre’s friends. They spent much of the week together, which
E.T.’s one phone call was home.
Extraterrestrials made contact…. Inappropriate sexual contact.
waste book, want book
Pixel liked books. Sometimes he would pick up a book from his library, open it to a random page, and read. Okay, he never actually did that, but he thought of himself as the kind of guy that would. Which was what he thought when he saw his friend Bre had a lot of books…
Explaining bullets
When I was in high school and college, I used to write stories in bullet form. The story goes like this: I used to write brilliant prose and not-so-brilliant lists. People would only read my dim lists and skim my bright prose. So I tried to think of a way to trick people into reading…
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.
Trauma keeps giving… not gifts, exactly
September 2005 Ange drove the courtesy bus around campus. Pixel had a crush on her and sometimes rode around with her. They would talk about her life, his home town, and he would teach her Spanish. Ange had emotional problems. Pixel realized this. And she would tell Pixel all about her issues. Often. One day,…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.