Prose
Relieve your disgust: pass it along.
The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.
Y?
Why does the fantasy section in the book shop never contain any novels about playboy models bathing me? It seems like false advertising to me. Why do some people who use phonetical-equivilancy-letter-word substitution (E.G. y = why) then go on to use punctuation? If the purpose is to save time, hunting for the semi-colon surely…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.