Somehow, unbelievably, improbably,
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably, physically impossibly, Mark was stranded on Jupiter now. “How does that even make sense?” He asked.
Memento Mori
Given his terrible memory, Dex would try to tattoo important information onto his body… but always freak out and run away instead.
Things Ruined Forever by Hitler
The Hitler Mustache The Hitler Fanny Pack Goose Stepping The initials S.S. Vegetarianism That salute (makes hailing cabs more difficult… unless you want a particular kind of cabbie, I suppose) The name Adolf The names Bdolf to Zdolf The Swastika Loving Dogs The writings of Nietzsche Comparing people to Genghis Khan in Internet debates Bunkers…
Until the end of all postscripts
Kyle, Savvy, and Well will return in “Puntitled 2: Puntitled Also” and its sister novel, “Baby’s First Thermonuclear Weapon: An Erotic Puntitleverse Pop-Up Book.” The sequels to this work are mutually exclusive and should not both be read.
Plotz’ Google waves
Plotz’ Google waves had not stopped Google buzzing his Google phone.1 ‘Google’ was a very common swear word in those days. [↩]
You can’t regift a person twice
Jack’s twin, Phil, traveled through time. For X-Mas, he brought everyone else back their clones. But he didn’t get him Jack.
Seven unexpected benefits of weighing over 400 lbs.
Given the recent popularity of listicles (which we were into before they were cool), instead of just making unordered lists, we’re going to start numbering items on our lists. Obviously, this is a ploy. Equally obviously, it affects none of the content. Read on! You will never lose a game of see-saw again. Deadly poisons…
Pseudoscience
I wish there was a story in which all pseudoscience was true. Any interest out there?
The epistemologist knew
The epistemologist knew his view of knowledge was false, but he didn’t know HOW he knew. #vss
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.