- The Hitler Mustache
- The Hitler Fanny Pack
- Goose Stepping
- The initials S.S.
- Vegetarianism
- That salute (makes hailing cabs more difficult… unless you want a particular kind of cabbie, I suppose)
- The name Adolf
- The names Bdolf to Zdolf
- The Swastika
- Loving Dogs
- The writings of Nietzsche
- Comparing people to Genghis Khan in Internet debates
- Bunkers
- Gas Chambers (only Solid and Liquid Chambers are now acceptable)
Things Ruined Forever by Hitler
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.