February 2010
E.T.’s one phone call was home.
Extraterrestrials made contact…. Inappropriate sexual contact.
waste book, want book
Pixel liked books. Sometimes he would pick up a book from his library, open it to a random page, and read. Okay, he never actually did that, but he thought of himself as the kind of guy that would. Which was what he thought when he saw his friend Bre had a lot of books…
Explaining bullets
When I was in high school and college, I used to write stories in bullet form. The story goes like this: I used to write brilliant prose and not-so-brilliant lists. People would only read my dim lists and skim my bright prose. So I tried to think of a way to trick people into reading…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.