January 2010
Why are these titles six words long?
“You can’t prove a negative!” “Oh, yeah? Prove it!” “… I can’t!”
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.
seth: by the numbers
Number of stars gazed, with the naked eye: 1,118, with the mind’s eye: 10^10. Number of books read, by Card: 23, Pratchett: 20, Palahniuk: 11, Gaiman: 8, Rowling: 7, Bryson: 5, Salinger: 1. Number of books written: 0. Number of Theatre Ink sweatshirts: 8, t-shirts:, 3. Number of years of Hebrew School attended: 7. Number…
Trauma keeps giving… not gifts, exactly
September 2005 Ange drove the courtesy bus around campus. Pixel had a crush on her and sometimes rode around with her. They would talk about her life, his home town, and he would teach her Spanish. Ange had emotional problems. Pixel realized this. And she would tell Pixel all about her issues. Often. One day,…
“Holy Unforgiving Employers, Batman!” – Jason Todd
“As my sidekick she has to be there for me, but I never have to be there for her. Robin is always there to save Batman, but who cares about Robin? I mean, if she gets caught or killed, I just get a new sidekick.” –Daniel Davenport on his sidekick “Front”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.