December 2009
Relieve your disgust: pass it along.
The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.
Songs that need better— relevant— titles
“Kashmir” Led Zeppelin “Baba O’Riley” the Who “One Headlight” …. I know it’s mentioned in the song, but wtf? the Wallflowers “Song 2” Blur “Bohemian Rhapsody” (though this might be thought of as a description) Queen All Panic! At the Disco songs “Chop Suey” (they could have just called it “When Angels Deserve to Die.” …
An Alliterative attempt
Another age, another area, another animal, authored as ‘Anita’. Anita avoided all, afraid an aspect able accidentally annihilating Anita. An accent… an accent approaches. Await approach, Anita, abide. Augur alert, alarmed! “Argh!” Anita agonisingly aired as an attacker ate an arm, “Zombies!” Anita alarmed as antagonists assaulted! … Wait, ‘Zombies’. Crap. Should’ve said ‘Ambulatory, apathetic…
precipitate sounds
rain screams to the ground wind sighs and moans in the trees snowflakes seem to laugh
Bad adjectives to describe a pregnancy
Furious Uncontrollable Jerky Infectious Antedeluvian Boxy Morbid Green Maculate Extinct Gullible Disappointing Frightened Contaminated Frequent Wooden Adequate Fixable
Y?
Why does the fantasy section in the book shop never contain any novels about playboy models bathing me? It seems like false advertising to me. Why do some people who use phonetical-equivilancy-letter-word substitution (E.G. y = why) then go on to use punctuation? If the purpose is to save time, hunting for the semi-colon surely…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.