November 2009
Rule No. 6
Rules for Guys: “Never look below the neck on another male unless it is to mock him for a ridiculous getup.” Subclause: avert gaze altogether from men that are changing or showering in a locker room. Avoid men that walk around in the nude.
Non-Sequitur Segue
You know you’ve missed the best part of the story if all you hear is this ending: … At which point I knew I would never remove the stains from my pants, they just looked too good. … And that is how I was both knighted and exiled in the same day. … so there…
Some more possible constrained writing games
Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Set words or rules that must be worked into a story.
Six words is obviously not enough
And that’s when I lost my keys. It was really awkward, I mean, how would I get the dead hooker out of my car?
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Ironically, he didn't see it coming.