November 13, 2009
Six words is obviously not enough
And that’s when I lost my keys. It was really awkward, I mean, how would I get the dead hooker out of my car?
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.