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  1. Pxl on Just when things were looking better…April 2, 2010

    Ironically, he didn't see it coming.

  2. Pxl on An Alliterative attemptDecember 13, 2009

    Awesome attempt, Alpha! Awe-inspiring approach. Ahhh.

  3. Pxl on I only have faith in skepticism.November 24, 2009

    This might be my favorite yet.

  4. AlphaSteve on Some more possible constrained writing gamesNovember 17, 2009

    One day I intend to gather a collection of short story authors, and together we will write a series of…

  5. Pixel on #20:December 11, 2008

    I'll probably take down either the story or the video at some point. It seems like overkill.

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  1. Pxl on Just when things were looking better…April 2, 2010

    Ironically, he didn't see it coming.

  2. Pxl on An Alliterative attemptDecember 13, 2009

    Awesome attempt, Alpha! Awe-inspiring approach. Ahhh.

  3. Pxl on I only have faith in skepticism.November 24, 2009

    This might be my favorite yet.

  4. AlphaSteve on Some more possible constrained writing gamesNovember 17, 2009

    One day I intend to gather a collection of short story authors, and together we will write a series of…

  5. Pixel on #20:December 11, 2008

    I'll probably take down either the story or the video at some point. It seems like overkill.

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Hulk Can’t Smash

Pixelation15 years ago2 years ago01 mins

Steroids make men’s testicles shrink. So the gamma rays were responsible for the Hulk’s size, but they weren’t responsible for his anger..

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Batman

Pixelation15 years ago2 years ago01 mins

He took her to his mansion and revealed his secret identity. “I would have slept with you anyway- There was really no reason for theatrics.”

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Some sage advice for the ages.

Pixelation16 years ago2 years ago01 mins

When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.

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  • nanofiction

Relieve your disgust: pass it along.

Pixelation16 years ago2 years ago01 mins

The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.

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When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?

Pixelation16 years ago2 years ago01 mins

“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…

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Rule No. 86

Pixelation18 years ago2 years ago11 mins

Rules for Guys: “Don’t Stick it in Crazy” Seriously… don’t.

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