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Hulk Can’t Smash
Steroids make men’s testicles shrink. So the gamma rays were responsible for the Hulk’s size, but they weren’t responsible for his anger..
Batman
He took her to his mansion and revealed his secret identity. “I would have slept with you anyway- There was really no reason for theatrics.”
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.
Relieve your disgust: pass it along.
The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…
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Ironically, he didn't see it coming.