puntitleverse
Phil: China said
Phil: China said its going to the Moon. Terry: Finally, they won’t be able to hide the bodies of Neil and Buzz’s twin brothers!
Trigger warning: suicide is the answer
Eli put the gun to his mouth & pulled the trigger. As the gun jammed, he realized how much he had left to live for: “Just until I get a better gun.”
Some Roses are
Some Roses are red, Some Roses are white, A few Roses are pink, But only in the right light
Little needles with memories of big
Pharmacist: would you like a flu shot? Terry: Are you kidding? That’s homeopathic acupuncture. You might as well just give me MRSA.
The Gift of the Magi II
Jim sold his watch to buy Della a comb, she’d sold her hair to buy him a watch chain. “Wait,” she said. “What did you do with the rest of the money?” Jim confessed that he had spent the rest of the money on hookers and blow: “…You might want to get tested.”
RT @ASmallFiction: “Why
RT @ASmallFiction: “Why do the townsfolk fear you?” she said. “Because I can do things they can’t,” the witch said. “Like?” “Mind my own…
Terry’s inappropriate conspiracy
Terry’s inappropriate conspiracy theories. Phil: CGI is cool. Terry: That’s not new, 9/11 was filmed on a sound stage. They killed actors
RT @QuietPineTrees: She
RT @QuietPineTrees: She discovered the world was a computer simulation, so she devoted her research to learning the code. At last, she foun…
RT @MicroSFF: She
RT @MicroSFF: She summoned a demon. “Tell me,” she demanded, “a comforting truth.” “There will always be another book to read.” “Always?” “…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.