love
Corina was gorgeous.
Corina was gorgeous. Nobody ever stayed mad at her. She made men miserable or ecstatic. Corina thought she was content. She couldn’t tell.
Sharon’s List
Sharon regularly solicited sex in personal ads until her husband Tim responded. They had a laugh and went home. She switched to Craigslist.
But he’s always there for you
She whispered across the glass, “I love you.” He looked out at her and said, “I know. I’ve always known.” This was her favorite movie.
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.
Trauma keeps giving… not gifts, exactly
September 2005 Ange drove the courtesy bus around campus. Pixel had a crush on her and sometimes rode around with her. They would talk about her life, his home town, and he would teach her Spanish. Ange had emotional problems. Pixel realized this. And she would tell Pixel all about her issues. Often. One day,…
Relieve your disgust: pass it along.
The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…
Explains pretty much explains every story I’ve ever written.
“Every story in a man’s life is like a dot in an impressionist painting.” –Ted Mosby, voiced by Bob Saget, written by Carter Bays in the show How I met your Mother
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.