depression
Carpe exanimationes incidamus
The day is ready for me to take, But I must rest for my heartache, And a while to go before I wake. And a while to go before I wake.
Who would think introspection could hurt?
Phil realized his problem. His career was the life of the mind, but he was stuck living in *his* mind.
Endings, Evaluated
Hanging/Suffocation Pros: Few materials necessary Cons: Requires expert knot-tying skills and are hard to test Gunshot Pros: Quick, easy Cons: Messy, if it goes wrong, your life will be really terrible, requires gun Carbon Monoxide Pros: Can park anywhere, be found by anyone Cons: If it goes wrong, you could have permanent brain damage Cutting…
His friends had empathy
His friends had empathy, what they lacked was patience. He wallowed, but understood: even *he* didnāt want to be around himself. Prompt: “Empathy” https://t.co/FimSuXXWdK
Trigger warning: suicide is the answer
Eli put the gun to his mouth & pulled the trigger. As the gun jammed, he realized how much he had left to live for: āJust until I get a better gun.ā
Today, same as yesterday, or tomorrow
Every day Eli asked himself, “Have I become predictable?” He still didn’t have an answer.
Predictabeli
Every day Eli asked himself, “Have I become predictable?” He still didn’t have an answer.
Maybe if we increased the incline
He ran to escape his past. But he was running on a treadmill and his past was never far behind.
Moderate Depression
The test said Eli was suffering from moderate depression. “Oh, great,” he thought. “I can’t even be outstanding at That!”
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Ironically, he didn't see it coming.