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Hanging/Suffocation
- Pros: Few materials necessary
- Cons: Requires expert knot-tying skills and are hard to test
Gunshot
- Pros: Quick, easy
- Cons: Messy, if it goes wrong, your life will be really terrible, requires gun
Carbon Monoxide
- Pros: Can park anywhere, be found by anyone
- Cons: If it goes wrong, you could have permanent brain damage
Cutting
- Pros: Cheap, easy
- Cons: Bloody, painful
Disease
- Pros: COVID-19 is readily available, nobody blames you
- Cons: If it goes wrong, you might have life-long problems
Jumping from Heights
- Pros: Doable
- Cons: Heights, final thoughts are pretty bad
Poison
- Pros: Might be painless, may seem accidental
- Cons: Requires materials, research, time, may damage internal organs permanently
Vehicular Collision
- Pros: Doable, may seem accidental
- Cons: Involves strangers discovering you, may go wrong and leave you broken
Dying naturally
- Pros: Inevitable
- Cons: Almost certainly bad timing
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.