death
Once is tragedy, but six times??
The only time his friends got together and didn’t have to bury a hooker was April 1 when Wil chose to crossdress & play an unfortunate prank
Passing Away
As a quarterback, Joe knew how to pass. He could pass gas, pass cars, and pass footballs. But he could not, tragically, pass kidney stones.
Die Young, Leave a Beautiful Absence
She was taken before her time, but not a moment too soon.
No Cap Capitalism
Humanity thought it conquered mortality when it took to space. But with spaceships designed by the lowest bidder, they were all short-lived.
Background Noise
Earth’s epitaph was media steadily deteriorating in clarity as it traveled before becoming background static as with countless worlds before
Earth’s Epitaph
In one billion years, land was uninhabitable. By two billion, the oceans were gone. As Earth prepared to die, no one was left to cry.
Generation Ship
Rocki spent her whole life on a spaceship. She gingerly arrived on the new world. The terraforming had gone wrong.. There were no survivors.
Priorities
If he had known today was going to be his last day alive, he would have called her instead of finally starting to try to learn Farsi.
Shrugs, not tears, are a tragedy
The sparse, silent bystanders at Ezra’s interment evidenced the true tragedy: it wasn’t that he’d died alone- it was that he’d lived alone.
Eat your heart out, little child
They say the saddest story is when a parent has to bury his or her child. George and Tamsen Donner disagreed.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.