cheating
Same as the Old Fiancé
(Wedding reception, the Awkward table) JAYNA: Oliver. It’s good to… well, you look… how have you been? Weird that they sat us together. OLIVER: Jayna! Right? Like, who told them that’d be a good idea?? … unless…??? JAYNA: Oliver, I want you to meet my fiancé, Squoliver. SQUOLIVER:(Slight German accent)Will you bring us some more…
Mummy didn’t want to be mommy
The pharaoh’s wife was mummified with he fingers crossed. Hers was the longest con.
Relieve your disgust: pass it along.
The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.