Why I wish I were one of quintuplets

  • Help teach object lesson in cloning
  • Perfectly choreographed rock-paper-scissors competitions
  • Road trips are always a blast
  • Nobody would be able to trust eyewitness accounts fingering me at the scene of the crime anymore
  • Finally get honest feedback into how my singing really sounds
  • If I was ever jumped by quadruplets, I’d have the upper hand
  • Always be able to field my own basketball team