My Graduate School Murtaugh List (circa 2011)

An ongoing list of things for which I am too old:

  • New reading groups
  • New subject matters
  • Becoming friends with first years on purpose
  • Camping out for tickets of any sort
  • Going to basketball games
  • Going to boring talks just for free food
  • Volunteering for anything
  • Taking classes
  • Dating people in my department
  • Social drinking on weekdays
  • Trying to impress anyone