An ongoing list of things for which I am too old:
- New reading groups
- New subject matters
- Becoming friends with first years on purpose
- Camping out for tickets of any sort
- Going to basketball games
- Going to boring talks just for free food
- Volunteering for anything
- Taking classes
- Dating people in my department
- Social drinking on weekdays
- Trying to impress anyone
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.