Prose
The End of the World
CAST Peter – 20s Anna – 30s Peter’s Mom – 50s (Peter and Anna walk through a park. People are running through, shouting. Peter is perplexed.) PETER: What’s going
The Compromise
(Int. Kitchen) MAYA: So… I think I’m craving Thai food again. DIEGO: I don’t know about that. I love Thai food, but you remember what happened last time, Maya. MAYA: Diego, I appreciate and acknowledge your worries. But we’ve been to therapy.. I think we’re ready. DIEGO: You know, I spent a whole year studying…
Wynn Bruce
He set himself on fire to show why humanity should not do the same. It was a “do as I say, not as I do” message.
The Oracle at Delphi struck again
“‘If you invade Ukraine, a great nation will fall.’ There’s no way to misinterpret that!” – Putin, probably.
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Tom never figured
Tom never figured out time travel. He was going 88 miles per hour when his car was struck by lightning. It turns out that was all that was needed.
Has anyone tried using long division?
Tim figured out how to travel through time. “Huh, I guess everybody else just forgot to carry the one.”
“And on the
“And on the beach, things appear to have gone from bad to worse.” https://t.co/Ypyhy8tBXE
Zaria gave John
Zaria gave John her phone number, but he explained that he was too old for her. He told her how the vampire had bitten him while he was preparing his suicide cocktail. “It distracted me, so I got the ratios all wrong and ended up being immortal.”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.