Prose
The moster’s sugar crash was unbelievable
Cookie M. was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes and told to limit cookies to a sometimes food. “But is some time all times!” He’s blind now.
Her heart was too big
Her heart was too big. She was so giving. She drove up to surprise me but never made it. She was an organ donor.. but her heart was too big.
The prank that was time insensitive
He waited for the test results for weeks until he realized his friend had changed his answering machine message to a dial tone. April Fools!
Love bites, undead love bites more
The last thing I wanted to do was tell her what happened. She would leave me…. But I knew it had to be done: “It bit me. I’m infected.”
Corina was gorgeous.
Corina was gorgeous. Nobody ever stayed mad at her. She made men miserable or ecstatic. Corina thought she was content. She couldn’t tell.
Some things take time, others lives
Wally was a comic, so for Hourly Comic Day he painted Trompe-l’œil every hour. His hand fell off at 9 a.m. He died from blood loss soon after.
Why sunlight is the best disinfectant
For John, the party didn’t start until the sun rose and didn’t end until dusk. You can see why John was miserable after the vampire bit him.
Sharon’s List
Sharon regularly solicited sex in personal ads until her husband Tim responded. They had a laugh and went home. She switched to Craigslist.
The real Grandfather paradox was neglect
Tim went back in time to kill his grandpa. Tom went back to kill Tim’s grandfather too. Tim’s grandfather has no clue why everyone hates him
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.