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Plucked from real life.
Phone calls at two a.m…
“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.” — Frank Jagear Nov. 11, 2008
Pamphlet: How Poo Can Help You!
“Okay, so, if you ever happen to be in that situation again, fearing you might be assaulted by a guy, I know what to do. And I’ll tell you, but first, and this is important… can you have a bowel movement on command?” — Pixelation Qyw Styx, Oct. 19, 2008
On pornography and respect for persons…
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, she thinks that people are MORE than objects??” — Frank Jagear, Oct. 19, 2008
Let’s go shoot something!
1: Let’s go shoot something. We could shoot a rabbit! And eat it!! 2: I don’t eat meat. 1: … We could shoot a plant, too!
Does your girlfriend know you’re making eye contact?
Coworker: I made my girlfriend a CD for Christmas about all the memories of the year. Pixel: *chortle* Coworker: Hey, at least I have someone. Do you have a girl to come home to every night? Pixel: No, but at least I don’t define myself by whether or not I’m in a relationship.
Her smile was a million roses, her laugh the heavens themselves, but her tears, they… tore me a new one
Simp: You’re terrible to study with! Pixel: I know, why do you think I never try it! You can’t leave him alone! You know how he gets when he’s by himself! He just eggs himself on!
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Ironically, he didn't see it coming.