Ideas
Just thinking
Deep, like a llama
People are like… permanent markers: the more you shoplift, the more likely your pants are to get written on. socks: because you wear them on the inside of shoes.
Does your girlfriend know you’re making eye contact?
Coworker: I made my girlfriend a CD for Christmas about all the memories of the year. Pixel: *chortle* Coworker: Hey, at least I have someone. Do you have a girl to come home to every night? Pixel: No, but at least I don’t define myself by whether or not I’m in a relationship.
Her smile was a million roses, her laugh the heavens themselves, but her tears, they… tore me a new one
Simp: You’re terrible to study with! Pixel: I know, why do you think I never try it! You can’t leave him alone! You know how he gets when he’s by himself! He just eggs himself on!
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.