Listicles
Lists are ways of organizing thoughts. Some thoughts work better this way. For instance, groceries:
Eggs, milk, butter, cheese, prostitutes.
Songs that need better— relevant— titles
“Kashmir” Led Zeppelin “Baba O’Riley” the Who “One Headlight” …. I know it’s mentioned in the song, but wtf? the Wallflowers “Song 2” Blur “Bohemian Rhapsody”Â
Bad adjectives to describe a pregnancy
Furious Uncontrollable Jerky Infectious Antedeluvian Boxy Morbid Green Maculate Extinct Gullible Disappointing Frightened Contaminated Frequent Wooden Adequate Fixable
Rule No. 6
Rules for Guys: “Never look below the neck on another male unless it is to mock him for a ridiculous getup.” Subclause: avert gaze altogether from men that are changing or showering in a locker room. Avoid men that walk around in the nude.
Some more possible constrained writing games
Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Set words or rules that must be worked into a story.
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.