Pixelation

Okay, so Pixelation is a pen name. Obviously his parents didn't name him that. His parents had taste. He doesn't. That's why he's Pixelation, the process that happens to your nudes when they've been forwarded too many times. He writes for a living. Not this stuff, mind you. Stuff that pays. Not well. And maybe not anything worthwhile. But stuff, still.

a person drowns underwater

Endings, Evaluated

Hanging/Suffocation Pros: Few materials necessary Cons: Requires expert knot-tying skills and are hard to test Gunshot Pros: Quick, easy Cons: Messy, if it goes wrong, your life will be really terrible, requires gun Carbon Monoxide Pros: Can park anywhere, be found by anyone Cons: If it goes wrong, you could have permanent brain damage Cutting…

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the cat in the hat book

Scamdemic

Terry wore a mask, which surprised everybody who knew him. ā€œOh, it’s not for Coronavirus,ā€ he explained to the people stuck next to him at the bus stop. ā€œIt’s so the Chinese can’t use 5G to read my thoughts through my fillings.ā€

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Ch. 3 Don Dire’s

Ch. 3 Don Dire’s autobiography told the event quite differently. Evil Rex had planted the TNT far down #range near a rural orphanage. Then, Dire saved Rex’s life, they made up, and they carpooled home together. Reviewers called the autobiography ā€œinconsistent rubbish.ā€ #vss365

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