E.T.’s one phone call was home.
Extraterrestrials made contact…. Inappropriate sexual contact.
waste book, want book
Pixel liked books. Sometimes he would pick up a book from his library, open it to a random page, and read. Okay, he never actually did that, but he thought of himself as the kind of guy that would. Which was what he thought when he saw his friend Bre had a lot of books…
Explaining bullets
When I was in high school and college, I used to write stories in bullet form. The story goes like this: I used to write brilliant prose and not-so-brilliant lists. People would only read my dim lists and skim my bright prose. So I tried to think of a way to trick people into reading…
Why are these titles six words long?
“You can’t prove a negative!” “Oh, yeah? Prove it!” “… I can’t!”
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.
Trauma keeps giving… not gifts, exactly
September 2005 Ange drove the courtesy bus around campus. Pixel had a crush on her and sometimes rode around with her. They would talk about her life, his home town, and he would teach her Spanish. Ange had emotional problems. Pixel realized this. And she would tell Pixel all about her issues. Often. One day,…
“Holy Unforgiving Employers, Batman!” – Jason Todd
“As my sidekick she has to be there for me, but I never have to be there for her. Robin is always there to save Batman, but who cares about Robin? I mean, if she gets caught or killed, I just get a new sidekick.” –Daniel Davenport on his sidekick “Front”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.