Pixelation

Okay, so Pixelation is a pen name. Obviously his parents didn't name him that. His parents had taste. He doesn't. That's why he's Pixelation, the process that happens to your nudes when they've been forwarded too many times. He writes for a living. Not this stuff, mind you. Stuff that pays. Not well. And maybe not anything worthwhile. But stuff, still.

Goosebumps book ideas

Inspired by this, which is probably the funniest thing on the internet this week. Sleep Walkers: A boy fears he is killing people in his sleep. Big twist: He was only half asleep. Time to Die: A boy is tormented by a time traveling adult who seems intent on setting up situations that will kill…

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