Three Wishes
Mr. White’s first wish was for money. His next wish was for his son to still be alive. His third wish was to have a giant orange for a head.
How to ruin a sure thing
I haven’t been on a date with a new person in a few years, but I started this draft in 2012 and I’m pretty sure I still know how to finish it. Can we wrap this up soon? My mom wants me home by eight. Do you mind if my ex-wife comes to dinner with…
Becoming a widow, widower, and widowest
Ruth was CEO and her husband, Paul, was her CFO. When Ruth died, Paul was distraught. Ruthless, Paul closed the company and fired everybody.
Some constraints make works much worse
Georges Perec loved constrained writing, but his last novel was never published. He wrote it using nothing but swear words and racial slurs.
He was not a real father
Huck’s father had built him as a robot who thought he was a real boy. So while Huck had faked his death, it was father who’d faked his life.
Fourth Wish
Monkeys have four fingers, so Mr. White thought it was odd the paw only granted three wishes. The last one was to flip the bird, he supposed
Once is tragedy, but six times??
The only time his friends got together and didn’t have to bury a hooker was April 1 when Wil chose to crossdress & play an unfortunate prank
Dex was his own worst enemy.
Dex was his own worst enemy. Which was horrible, because he knew all of his secrets!
Maybe if we increased the incline
He ran to escape his past. But he was running on a treadmill and his past was never far behind.
Passing Away
As a quarterback, Joe knew how to pass. He could pass gas, pass cars, and pass footballs. But he could not, tragically, pass kidney stones.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.