January 2020

“Do you ever suffer from impostor syndrome?” Phil asked his colleague, hoping to relate. “…no,” the #usurper responded, dislodging his cyanide capsule, assuming

Phil was two beers in and couldn’t help himself, “do you think Oswald killed JFK?” “Of course he did, but that’s what Kennedy wanted. That conspiracy went all the way to the top!”

Eli: my resolution this year is to not kill myself. Sam: that’s why I don’t make resolutions—they never last past March. #vss

Elemental Man has powers proportional to an atom. He received them after he was bitten by a radioactive element. #vss