January 2, 2020
Phil was two
Phil was two beers in and couldn’t help himself, “do you think Oswald killed JFK?” “Of course he did, but that’s what Kennedy wanted. That conspiracy went all the
Eli: my resolution
Eli: my resolution this year is to not kill myself. Sam: that’s why I don’t make resolutions—they never last past March. #vss
Elemental Man has
Elemental Man has powers proportional to an atom. He received them after he was bitten by a radioactive element. #vss

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.