August 2015
Memento Mori
Given his terrible memory, Dex would try to tattoo important information onto his body… but always freak out and run away instead.
Things Ruined Forever by Hitler
The Hitler Mustache The Hitler Fanny Pack Goose Stepping The initials S.S. Vegetarianism That salute (makes hailing cabs more difficult… unless you want a particular kind of cabbie, I suppose) The name Adolf The names Bdolf to Zdolf The Swastika Loving Dogs The writings of Nietzsche Comparing people to Genghis Khan in Internet debates Bunkers…

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.