June 2011
Things that should not be decorative
Pillows Towels Balls Coat racks Pockets Fire extinguishers Pets Transportation Chimneys Urinals
Goosebumps book ideas
Inspired by this, which is probably the funniest thing on the internet this week. Sleep Walkers: A boy fears he is killing people in his sleep. Big twist: He was only half asleep. Time to Die: A boy is tormented by a time traveling adult who seems intent on setting up situations that will kill…
Priorities
If he had known today was going to be his last day alive, he would have called her instead of finally starting to try to learn Farsi.
Shrugs, not tears, are a tragedy
The sparse, silent bystanders at Ezra’s interment evidenced the true tragedy: it wasn’t that he’d died alone- it was that he’d lived alone.

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.