March 9, 2011
Things you don’t Shake
Soda Beer Babies Obese people Self-confidence Layered drinks Weights A Bomb A carton of eggs Glassware Fish tanks
Never doubt our copyediting again, dork(
He whispered sweat nothings into her ear. This infuriated her: ‘sweat nothings’ were so much more disgusting than ‘sweet nothings.’

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.